Names for baby poop, baby pooping, baby poopcanos, and baby pooptaculars

Upon realizing that I didn’t have nearly enough names for baby poop, I’ve decided to compile a list. Feel free to add your own in the comments section.

The big ol’ baby poop list

Last updated 2013-06-09

  • baby squish biscuit
  • butt slime
  • ass fault or brown pavement
  • stinky kisses
  • poocano
  • diaper dumps
  • stink sauce
  • ass vom
  • sharty party
  • brown legwarmer
  • ass garden
  • poo goo
  • Goo-full as in “the baby said – let me goo full that for you”
  • home runs
  • curry
  • ass blaster
  • semisolid fountain
  • stanks
  • fart with release
  • extreme nipple byproducts
  • we we can’t have nice things
  • Huggies killer
  • colorblind applesauce
  • slip and slimed
  • New Jersey
  • Fast and the Furious
  • bag of goodies
  • baby’s baby gravy
  • blasting a dookie
  • leaving offerings to the god of wet wipes
  • PooCaCa
  • Applebees’ (substitute with name of your choice)
  • Look Who’s Talking Too
  • Baby Bonnaroo bathroom simulator
  • murder a mud bunny
  • bust a crap in that ass
  • baby brownie batter
  • Taco Bell
  • An unfortunate Browncoat
  • Thunder… thunder… thunderdump hoooooooooo
  • Hangin’ with mr Pooper
  • Agent Brown
  • Nestle’s Splat
  • Liquid fart
  • Reese’s Feces
  • Busting up a Starbucks
  • Juicing the boob milk
  • Dirty squirties
  • Squishy ass wishes
  • Airing out the anal annals
  • Fire off a splat missile
  • surface tension failure
  • releasing a chocolate hostage
  • squeezing out a YooHoo slurpee
  • For diaperfull for shit-stained thighs, for poo that looks like grain….
  • ass alarm clock
  • splashing rumpkins
  • chocolate starfish vomit
  • unexpected segfault
  • chapter 13 of the ass manifesto
  • Ghandi marches to the sea
  • brownware poopups everywhere. Going to have to wet wipe this bum/tooter
  • Keep on rockin in the pee world
  • stocking the kiddie pool with brown trout
  • mold bread smelling grunt loaf
  • cat-repellent
  • dog treats
  • sock sauce
  • gruntle spillskin
  • make my bed
  • C3PU and R2DooDoo are fighting the Storm Poopers and Boba Feted
  • Making Jar Jar Stinks “meesa pooooopin”
  • The Sopranos ending
  • plop plop
  • spoon time
  • overtime
  • poopicia
  • Saying hi to Mr Kotter
  • Comparing Walmart prices to Walgreen
  • Slipidi poo gah slipidy eh, my oh my what a plentiful day. Plenty of baby poop coming my way. Slipidi poo gah slipidy eh.
  • chocolate monkey banana hammock
  • Asswell House
  • Watching E!
  • The lowdown on the Kardashians
  • Cancelling American Chopper
  • warm stinky snuggle substance
  • Making a fingerprint ink pad
  • Mud muffin honey and the psychotropic ass ploppins of Mr Garrafulump
  • Shhh… it!
  • I didn’t sign up for this
  • I’ve got a bad feeling about this
  • juicing liver
  • downtown Julie Brown
  • genital facial
  • baby ass salsa
  • Splatmageddon
  • The Wetlands
  • Maggot mud
  • What can brown do for you?
  • Alternately UPS
  • Slimer
  • Claiming the crib
  • Lifetime Original
  • To the tune of the Chili’s song: It’s up my baby’s back baby’s back baby’s back, baby’s ass blasting skid
  • Failure to provide proper monkey power
  • Shindler’s Squish
  • The ass facial
  • brown baby burps
  • coffee break
  • The series finale of The Office
  • mudder flocker
  • Summoning Shazaam
  • Stinky britches
  • Looking for Mr Goodbar
  • Fully deploying an ass airbag
  • Writing for SEO
  • Topping off the turd trap
  • warm mud slushy
  • past farticiple
  • Pamper Frosty
  • Crapplebee’s
  • The Tonies

Paul King

Paul King lives in Nashville Tennessee with his wife, two daughters and cats. He writes for Pocketables, theITBaby, and is an IT consultant along with doing tech support for a film production company.