Contact us

If you’re PR, please send inquiries about having us play with your products to [email protected]. A quick bit so we don’t waste anyone’s time – we don’t republish PR kits. If we’re not testing it it’s not on the site. We also don’t do link exchanges, get rich quick schemes, multilevel marketing, etc so don’t waste your time.

Also, if you’re some company with a stock “your website contains technical errors which can be affecting your organic traffic flow… we’re only contacting you via gmail address to get around some of these errors…” please go away, I’m not buying your spam SEO advice.

I’m fine with you sending press releases, but don’t expect us to republish them.

If you want to use an image of ours, drop me a line at the media address above (or the contact thing below,) making sure to include what the image you’re using is for. You don’t get to use pictures of Maggie without express written permission, but if you’re crediting stuff properly to us I’m probably not going to jump down your throat.

If you’re press and coming here to do a story on what horrible people we are, please be aware there’s sarcasm, and tongues firmly in cheek throughout most of the site.

If you’re a pediatrician and have proof we’re really wrong on something and could harm a kiddo, please use the above link to contact us. If you’re a concerned parent attempting to forward us something that was debunked in 2007, go away.

If we have something on the site you need removed, such as if we’ve used a photo or graphic that was listed as public domain and it’s not, let us know. We’re not in the business of screwing photographers over, and we’re poor, so we’re really not interested in using anything copyrighted that could get us in trouble.

You can also try this nifty little contact form.

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