Names for baby poop, baby pooping, baby poopcanos, and baby pooptaculars

Upon realizing that I didn’t have nearly enough names for baby poop, I’ve decided to compile a list. Feel free to add your own in the comments section.

The big ol’ baby poop list

Last updated 2013-06-09

  • baby squish biscuit
  • butt slime
  • ass fault or brown pavement
  • stinky kisses
  • poocano
  • diaper dumps
  • stink sauce
  • ass vom
  • sharty party
  • brown legwarmer
  • ass garden
  • poo goo
  • Goo-full as in “the baby said – let me goo full that for you”
  • home runs
  • curry
  • ass blaster
  • semisolid fountain
  • stanks
  • fart with release
  • extreme nipple byproducts
  • we we can’t have nice things
  • Huggies killer
  • colorblind applesauce
  • slip and slimed
  • New Jersey
  • Fast and the Furious
  • bag of goodies
  • baby’s baby gravy
  • blasting a dookie
  • leaving offerings to the god of wet wipes
  • PooCaCa
  • Applebees’ (substitute with name of your choice)
  • Look Who’s Talking Too
  • Baby Bonnaroo bathroom simulator
  • murder a mud bunny
  • bust a crap in that ass
  • baby brownie batter
  • Taco Bell
  • An unfortunate Browncoat
  • Thunder… thunder… thunderdump hoooooooooo
  • Hangin’ with mr Pooper
  • Agent Brown
  • Nestle’s Splat
  • Liquid fart
  • Reese’s Feces
  • Busting up a Starbucks
  • Juicing the boob milk
  • Dirty squirties
  • Squishy ass wishes
  • Airing out the anal annals
  • Fire off a splat missile
  • surface tension failure
  • releasing a chocolate hostage
  • squeezing out a YooHoo slurpee
  • For diaperfull for shit-stained thighs, for poo that looks like grain….
  • ass alarm clock
  • splashing rumpkins
  • chocolate starfish vomit
  • unexpected segfault
  • chapter 13 of the ass manifesto
  • Ghandi marches to the sea
  • brownware poopups everywhere. Going to have to wet wipe this bum/tooter
  • Keep on rockin in the pee world
  • stocking the kiddie pool with brown trout
  • mold bread smelling grunt loaf
  • cat-repellent
  • dog treats
  • sock sauce
  • gruntle spillskin
  • make my bed
  • C3PU and R2DooDoo are fighting the Storm Poopers and Boba Feted
  • Making Jar Jar Stinks “meesa pooooopin”
  • The Sopranos ending
  • plop plop
  • spoon time
  • overtime
  • poopicia
  • Saying hi to Mr Kotter
  • Comparing Walmart prices to Walgreen
  • Slipidi poo gah slipidy eh, my oh my what a plentiful day. Plenty of baby poop coming my way. Slipidi poo gah slipidy eh.
  • chocolate monkey banana hammock
  • Asswell House
  • Watching E!
  • The lowdown on the Kardashians
  • Cancelling American Chopper
  • warm stinky snuggle substance
  • Making a fingerprint ink pad
  • Mud muffin honey and the psychotropic ass ploppins of Mr Garrafulump
  • Shhh… it!
  • I didn’t sign up for this
  • I’ve got a bad feeling about this
  • juicing liver
  • downtown Julie Brown
  • genital facial
  • baby ass salsa
  • Splatmageddon
  • The Wetlands
  • Maggot mud
  • What can brown do for you?
  • Alternately UPS
  • Slimer
  • Claiming the crib
  • Lifetime Original
  • To the tune of the Chili’s song: It’s up my baby’s back baby’s back baby’s back, baby’s ass blasting skid
  • Failure to provide proper monkey power
  • Shindler’s Squish
  • The ass facial
  • brown baby burps
  • coffee break
  • The series finale of The Office
  • mudder flocker
  • Summoning Shazaam
  • Stinky britches
  • Looking for Mr Goodbar
  • Fully deploying an ass airbag
  • Writing for SEO
  • Topping off the turd trap
  • warm mud slushy
  • past farticiple
  • Pamper Frosty
  • Crapplebee’s
  • The Tonies
  • Faux Fox

    Shittles – taste the rainbow

    • FauxFox

      Hershey’s Squishes
      infant fecal matter
      poodoop
      Gah!